Anonymous asked: The sound of crickets, as in when you write to an editor and hear nothing back.

Maybe not crickets, but how about this instead?

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squidgeemoo asked: Emotion from my life: WHY YOU STEAL COFFEE MUG! *shakes fist* PUNK!

squidgeemoo asked: I hate people....

squidgeemoo asked: Since there are so many things to vent about, I'd like to first start off by saying....I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

This is not the meme you’re looking for (and yet it is unexpectedly accurate):

When a guy gives me the oh-no-your-delicate-lady-fingers! handshake.

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Anonymous asked: Hearing my story on the radio and actually thinking I did a good job.

Anonymous asked: Am I tired because I have brain-altering chemicals in my body or did I just stay up late?

Anonymous asked: Happy with my revised work attitude of Go Get 'Em + smile. Yay!

Anonymous asked: WAKE UP!!!!

Anonymous asked: How can I make drinking water more palatable, fun, etc.? I know it's good for me. I just find it so boring.